Post by Willow Dancer on Sept 1, 2007 4:03:09 GMT -5
A PRIEST, A RABBI, & A WITCH
As part of an Interfaith community project,
A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a witch,
decided that in order to improve relations in the community,
they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond.
They're out in the boat, and the witch excuses herself
to go to the bathroom back on the shore.
She gets out, walks across the water back to shore,
and then walks back across the water to the boat.
The christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself,
and they continue fishing. It comes on about noon time,
and the rabbi realizes they left their lunches back on shore.
So he gets up, walks across the water to the shore,
retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water
to the boat.
The christian priest, now completely amazed,
and a little bit righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone
by two heathens, I can do that too!!"
So he gets up, excuses himself
to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat
and promptly sinks to the bottom. While he's flailing around
in the water, the rabbi looks at the witch and says,
"Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"
The Witch quickly replies, "What rocks?"
As part of an Interfaith community project,
A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a witch,
decided that in order to improve relations in the community,
they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond.
They're out in the boat, and the witch excuses herself
to go to the bathroom back on the shore.
She gets out, walks across the water back to shore,
and then walks back across the water to the boat.
The christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself,
and they continue fishing. It comes on about noon time,
and the rabbi realizes they left their lunches back on shore.
So he gets up, walks across the water to the shore,
retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water
to the boat.
The christian priest, now completely amazed,
and a little bit righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone
by two heathens, I can do that too!!"
So he gets up, excuses himself
to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat
and promptly sinks to the bottom. While he's flailing around
in the water, the rabbi looks at the witch and says,
"Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"
The Witch quickly replies, "What rocks?"