Post by Willow Dancer on Sept 25, 2007 23:45:20 GMT -5
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told
me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide
with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well
the detectives who came by yesterday told me that
the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my
attorney called and said that I was no longer considered
a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Thanks Fran
